Suicide Guy

Steam-anmeldelser har bare tommel opp eller ned. I snittet teller tommel opp som 5 stjerner og tommel ned som 1.

• guyboo

  Steam-anmeldelse Anbefaler ikke5 t spilt

  Great concept, appalling execution. Seriously, even if you ignore the constant irritating bugs, this game is terrible. First person platforming is bad enough. But if for whatever stupid reason you're convinced your game must have it, DON'T GIVE THE PLAYER MODEL ROUNDED EDGES so if the player is even close to an edge they'll just slide off anyway, and DON'T make player acceleration and deceleration extremely slow! Box pushing puzzles are boring. But if you must have them, MAKE THE BOX MODEL MOVE WHEN THE PLAYER DOES. If a box is stacked on top of another box, MAKE THEM MOVE AT THE SAME TIME. It's unfair and tedious for pushed objects to gradually migrate away from their starting position. If I stack two boxes and start pushing, by the time I'm halfway across a small room the top box will have gradually slid off! If you implement cars so lazily that pressing left turns them left regardless of whether you're moving forward, backward, or NOT AT ALL, at least make them turn faster than 3 degrees a second! If I'm able to lift myself over a wall higher than my head, a tire on its side should not be an impassible obstacle. When you open a door, it should not be able to swing through the wall it's attached to. Physics objects should NOT randomly launch into the sky. Walking into a small room should NOT ricochet me randomly around the walls as though I were a super bouncy ball. The only things of any passable quality about this game are the music, concept, and occasionally the environment design. That's it. Every single other thing is arguably the worst possible implementation I've ever seen. The physics engine is terrible, inconsistent, and entirely unnecessary. Player movement is tedious and schizophrenic. This is the first game that's made me want a refund. I deeply regret that I've spent even 2 hours with this waste.

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